I don’t know which is better, the fact that this commercial exists or that it’s for a real product.
Lemme fucking tell you something, this shit fucking WORKS. Like damn we have a bottle at my house and IT’S FUCKIN GREAT.
I kept seeing this pop up during my Youtube searches and I FINALLY WATCHED IT AND I AM SO GLAD I DID.
WHAT. THIS IS AMAZING.
pammy lets get this.
how the pussy should be eaten:
- like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
- like the key to happiness is buried in there.
- like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
- like they heard the fountain of youth was in there.
- like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.
- like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.
But the 13’th Disciple was Judas. >_>
All the rest of them … AWESOME anology’s!
things about capitalism people take for granted:
if you don’t prove your worth (and not to society at large, but specifically to the people who already have the money), you’ll literally fucking die. this is considered totally normal and not at all evidence that the system is evil
my friend wants to cosplay natasha romanov but thinks she isn’t good enough because her body shape isn’t accurate so plz reblog this to get her hopes high and give her encouragement for me
do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on
NO ONE SAY ANYTHING
i dont get it
Fact: Pansexuals travel and hunt in packs with asexuals. Each pack is led by two people- the Alpha Pan and the Alpha Ace.
It’s so frustrating waiting for a movie to come out so there can be a resurgence of fanfiction and fanart for the characters.